unexplained-mysteries:

NASA Celtic Cross

NASA Mars Celtic Cross

NASA Mars Celtic Cross

Celtic Cross Discovered On Mars by NASA  - Unexplained Mysteries

cryptidgamb:

[x]

riantdisaster:

pardonmewhileipanic:

my ass would be on the ground CRYING

vveeclit
BRRUUHHH LOOK OMFG

moseby:

im pretty sure owning a frozen yogurt machine would solve 100% of my problems

daydreamnnation:
"Hey can I borrow your phone?" “Yeah just give me one sec”

daydreamnnation:

"Hey can I borrow your phone?"
“Yeah just give me one sec”

carnotaurus-sassytrei:

konkeydongcountry:

sreido:

where was this when I was small enough to fit in it

you say that like i’m not gonna just awkwardly squeeze myself into itif it worked for bowser, it’ll work for me

having worked at toys r us
i can assure you that size is no obstacle for adults wanting to hop on a kiddy toy
the grotesque contortions of the human bodies i have seen will chase me to the grave

carnotaurus-sassytrei:

konkeydongcountry:

sreido:

where was this when I was small enough to fit in it

you say that like i’m not gonna just awkwardly squeeze myself into it

if it worked for bowser, it’ll work for me

having worked at toys r us

i can assure you that size is no obstacle for adults wanting to hop on a kiddy toy

the grotesque contortions of the human bodies i have seen will chase me to the grave

a-little-melancholy:

chaz-gelf:

sixmilliondeadinternets:

Gandhi has been historically the most aggressive character in Civilization due to an original bug in the first game that caused him to go all-out once he reaches democracy. They just kept the thing going ever since.


To further explain this bug, because I was chatting with mothmonarch about Civilization and other strategy games last night and I never got around to explaining this fully, but I love this story:
Gandhi’s AI in the original game had its aggression set to the absolute minimum (0 on a scale of 0 to 10, I believe, I may have this wrong but the basic idea I’m about to explain is accurate, as far as I can tell). Adopting democracy lowers an AI civ’s aggression by 2 points, so when someone who is fully peaceful loses two points of aggression, they should still be nice and polite, right?
Except this is an old DOS game, and so computer math is in place. What actually happened was that Gandhi’s aggression level ticked backwards two steps, from 0 to 255. On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.
And that’s the story as I recall it, but again I may have gotten some details wrong, so feel free to correct me! After that, as the original poster said, the devs loved the bug so much that they just kept it in as a running joke!

“On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.”I about pissed myself laughing at this.

a-little-melancholy:

chaz-gelf:

sixmilliondeadinternets:

Gandhi has been historically the most aggressive character in Civilization due to an original bug in the first game that caused him to go all-out once he reaches democracy. They just kept the thing going ever since.

To further explain this bug, because I was chatting with mothmonarch about Civilization and other strategy games last night and I never got around to explaining this fully, but I love this story:

Gandhi’s AI in the original game had its aggression set to the absolute minimum (0 on a scale of 0 to 10, I believe, I may have this wrong but the basic idea I’m about to explain is accurate, as far as I can tell). Adopting democracy lowers an AI civ’s aggression by 2 points, so when someone who is fully peaceful loses two points of aggression, they should still be nice and polite, right?

Except this is an old DOS game, and so computer math is in place. What actually happened was that Gandhi’s aggression level ticked backwards two steps, from 0 to 255On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.

And that’s the story as I recall it, but again I may have gotten some details wrong, so feel free to correct me! After that, as the original poster said, the devs loved the bug so much that they just kept it in as a running joke!

On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.”

I about pissed myself laughing at this.

mymodernmet:

Banye, an adorable 11-year-old British Shorthair who lives in Shanghai with his owner winnnie,  looks perpetually surprised thanks to a patch of dark fur strategically grown beneath his mouth.

chomei:

can the science side of tumblr please explain to me why aoba did this stupid jog thing for 2 entire steps and then walked casually out of the room

chomei:

can the science side of tumblr please explain to me why aoba did this stupid jog thing for 2 entire steps and then walked casually out of the room

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

cloudfreed:

my-own-superman:

I’m sorry, Professor, I didn’t do any of my homework cuz it was my dogs birthday.

oh my god oh my GOD